《DiorsMan》Episodes

Dapeng to attend the masquerade, but did not bring a mask, was rejected, Dapeng made a face, then passed. Dapeng recommended car for customers, saying that there is a car is very suitable for his hairstyle, driving to go for a ride, the wind blowing hair is very elegant, who knows the customer wearing a wig is a wig. Dapeng restaurant where two guests, the two polite to each other, to treat, ask what to eat, a guest directly reported the name of the dish. On the road, an old man fainted, no one dared to go to help, around people persuade Dapeng: young people, holding the point! Dapeng scared, let the people around to give their testimony, Dapeng mouth yelling: Dad, I hit you not ah Dad, go, let's go to the hospital! Dapeng cinema in the theater, the phone interrupted others, he did not listen to others persuasion, the two downtown Up, the result is that the two reported to each other as brothers. Dapeng due to poor performance at the meeting by the general manager of criticism, the general manager asked how to face him, Dapeng said he did not see him face, and then wiped out facial features. Mirs in the dinner, several times praised the Northeast's reality, toast, he took out a bowl, so that others are welcome, who knows, others are finished drinking, but he still holding a bowl eating, eating Got a look of rice, the original is filled with rice. Mister also scolded the Dapeng, said he did not want to see him, and then, the boss's eyes really can not see the eyes kept bloody downward. A girl because of her boyfriend outside a woman lovelorn, in order to spatter directly waiter Dapeng, said he wanted to be his boyfriend, Dapeng was surprised, that happiness came too suddenly, so that the girl after the He as his boyfriend, took the wine poured him away. Dapeng muttered: So soon lost love. Mirs and his girlfriend on the bridge hair, a flower sales lady to ask: sir, girlfriend so beautiful, buy flowers! Mirs bought a bunch to discuss his girlfriend happy. For a while, who is selling flower again, or the same phrase, Mirs bought a bunch. The third time, or the same excuse, Dapeng directly hit the ragged girlfriend's face, and then asked: the United States? Miss flowers sold silently away. One of my girlfriends, who had been dating for three days, left her to cry out to her friends. Dapeng and the rest of the restaurant all came to the theater with popcorn. A street artist on the guitar singing, singing very good, someone voted for him, Dapeng look good, so picked up the money into his pocket, and then sang the song, the result of all gone . Mirs eat steak, how can not cut the steak, and then come up with a knife, the knife does not work, then take an ax chop, chop not open, and then he took out the cutting machine, he finally succeeded. Two guests after dinner, shirk their own checkout, how to grab the Dapeng did not snatch over, one of them put ruthless remarks that I went to people, and ran, Dapeng to seize the money in the hands of another, Another shouted: This is my money, he checkout, you go to him! Dapeng only money, get up and chase directly, another guest Shun something to go.